President Bomber LP

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Of the "United States" of America

To the republic, for which it stands

I love being held down and beaten by the man


I love oppression and democracy

Government corruption as far as I can see

I love my uncle, his name is Sam

When i try to kneel in protest, he forces me to stand



The greatest country in the world

It brings a tear to my eye when i see that flag unfurled


I love religion when it’s forced on me

Churches don't pay taxes in this society

'Cause that's what this country is all about

I will live and die in the USA with a gun inside my mouth


The greatest country in the world

It brings a tear to my eye when i see that flag unfurled

"The greatest country" I've been told,

It brings a tear to my eye as the Civil War unfolds

The greatest country of them all,

It brings a tear to my eye as I watch the empire fall


We live in a "free" country.

2. Anne Arky

She’s a big shot in the punk rock scene

Going to shows every other week

She’s a hot shot--a punk rock queen

You can’t slow her down when she’s takin’ speed


If i’m fire, she’s gasoline

She’s a writer, for the local ‘zine

She’s on fire drinking kerosene

Cold glass of water when you are thirsty


Because she’s better off on her own

That’s why she ran away from home


She took a bus ride cause she can’t drive

In a few years, she’ll be 25

She got a new job at the punk rock dive

She’s a bouncer but she’s 4'5


I’m a sucker for a punk rock smile,

Leather jacket, and her punk rock style


But she’s better off on her own

That’s why she ran away from home

No more change for the pay phone

Daddy’s a cop, that much i know

So she ran away, away from home

And now she’s living on her own


She’s Anne Arky.

3. Vagabonds of the Punk Rock World

I am an outcast, I never have fit in

Living on the fringes of society

I am a loner, not here for making friends

Looking around, what do I see?


We are living in exile

Punk rock vagabonds with punk rock smiles

We are living in denial

Banished from society, but we’re coming back in style


Punk rock rascals, punk rock scamps

Punk rock assholes, skate punk ramps


I am an outcast, but my spirit isn’t broke

You can’t make me care about society

When you’re an outcast, you learn to take a joke

Don't care if you look down on me


Punk rock vagabonds (and they're coming back in style)

4. 21 Miles

I got my Chuck Taylor's strapped onto my feet

Grabbed a Nature Valley bar, got no time to eat


Let’s steal your dad’s beer and hit the road

Only 26 miles to get to the show


Pile into your mom’s ‘17 Forester

55 in a 50, don’t tell your sister!


So let’s steal your dad’s beer and hit the road

Only 25 miles left to go!

So let’s steal your dad’s whiskey and hit the road

Only 24 miles left to go!


We stole your dad’s drinks when we hit the road

Only 23 miles....only 22 miles!

We stole your dad’s booze and then hit the road

Only 21 miles left to go

We’re on our way to the show!

5. No Re-Entry

Where did you go when you skipped out on the show

You would think, that by now that’s just something I would know


That you’re a punk rock poser

A fucking punk rock loser


What a big surprise, Ifound you out back with the guys

You were getting in the car, well you can kiss the scene goodbye


We don’t want punk rock posers

Assholes who leaves before the closer


Then you saw us and tried to come back in

Said you were getting food for your fucking friend?


No, you eat before the fucking show

What do you think this is? A "come-and-go-as-you-please" sorta place?

Wrong. It’s a scene with a punk rock community, built on unity

Did you expect impunity? You disgust us 


We’re gonna turn you to dust.

I need a poser skull to bust

We tried to show you love

But now we’re taking off the gloves


You’re just a punk rock poser

Fucking punk rock loser


Next time you RSVP, it better not be to come see me

You are not welcome inside our growing punk rock colony


Bye bye, punk rock poser

Have a nice life being a loser

6. President Bomber

I wanna get a pizza delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

North-West Washington, DC 20500, baby

I want pepperoni and extra cheese


And a bomb, please

7 Change the world (Again)

I changed the world again

I made a brand new friend


Do you want to change the world today?

Do you want to fix humanity?


I got a callus on my feet

From helping ladies cross the street


Do you want to change the world today?

Do you want to fix humanity?


I hold open the door

For a lady at the store


Do you want to change the world today?

Do you want to fix humanity?


So I fixed humanity...again

8. Castration Anxiety

Standing outside of your window, hoping you will let me in

I'm sorry that I hurt you again


And if I had a million dollars, maybe we could start again

I want to be more than punk rock friends


But you left me on my own at this local punk rock show

and I didn’t even want to go


Standing outside of your window wishing you would take me back

I brought some smokes and a cold 6 pack


Please don’t leave me on my own

At this fuckin Downstrokes show

Please just let me come on home to you

9. Capitol Punishment

Looking into my crystal ball, I’ll tell you what I see

A world of love once we smash the system and set ourselves free.


No more oppression or tyranny

Only peace, no aggression for eternity


Welcome to paradise

The breeze is cool, and the water is nice

In punk rock paradise

No more violence, no more fights


So grab your hammer and strike the government

The time has come for capitol punishment


Then you and I can relax in the sun all day

We achieved victory that’s all there is to say


Welcome to paradise

The breeze is cool, and the water is nice

In punk rock paradise

No more violence, no more fights

10. U.S. of A.

We are the U.S.A.: United States of Anarchy

There's nothing you can’t do or say in the United states of Anarchy


We live in a society crippled by anxiety

Oh please, won’t you untie me my Uncle Sam?


We are the U.S.A.: United States of Anarchy

There's nothing you can’t do or say in the United states of Anarchy


I'm scared of a government that breaks into apartments

Searching for documents oh yeah


I'm going to [redacted] the president because I'm scared of the government

11. Patriotic Guy

I've got some rank propaganda for you: 

Show respect for the red white and blue

"But that song in my heart still rings true"

Had to say that or else I’d be sued


The red stands for the blood on their hands

They’re so blistery from white washing history

The white represents all the former presidents

The blue signifies the tears that will fall from my eyes


When you stand with your hand on your heart

Close your eyes and say “I'm just doing my part”

So wave your flag that you bought at Walmart

You’re a hero, yeah you’re really, really smart


The red stands for the blood on their hands

They’re so blistery from white washing history

The white represents all the former presidents

The blue signifies the tears that will fall from my eyes


So wave your phones up in the sky

As the aeroplanes fly by

Such a patriotic guy

Kinda makes me wanna, no, really makes me wanna die

12. Big Tent

Consider this your invitation to our special celebration

You’re all invited to the best night of your lives


It don’t matter who you are

Don’t matter what you’ve done

We’ve built this tent big enough for everyone


So funnel in

Take your seats

Let’s begin


We doused the place in gasoline

Dismantled the machine

Fuck your families, burn ‘em alive

We can hear you screaming

"Please save us! we don't want to die!"

13. P.R.G. 

Punk rock genius

Punk rock big mind

Punk rock genius

Punk rock Einstein


Punk rock genius

Punk rock prime time

Punk rock genius

Punk rock hive mind

14. (Punk) Rock Bottom

When you're thinkin that you've reached rock bottom,

There's someone standing at the fucking top

With a hand reached out to grab you,

Ready to fuckin pull you up


I'll be there if you think you might drown

And I’ll pull you out of the hole you crawled down


Do you remember last November when the cops showed up?

They searched your car, and your pockets, and they took your stuff

They threw you in the paddy wagon, hauled your ass to jail

You were so thankful when I got my dad to pay your bail


I'll be there if you think you might drown

And I'll pull you out of the hole you crawled down


I'll be there cause I'm your punk rock best friend

You can count on me even if the world ends

15. No Guarantee

When you’re asleep do you dream of me

And the time we spent before this misery?

before the protests even started, we thought we were the only target

Guess the first amendment has no guarantee (yeah)


When the cops showed that day 

I thought you had my back but you had walked away

And now I dream of yesterday

The people we think we know aren’t who they really say


So while I'm throwing stones, you’re kicking rocks

I stayed hard while you went soft

And now I see I’m better off alone

Yeah I’m still here while you logged off

And your last post said “not all cops”

You may wonder where I’ve been, but I don’t care to see your face again


So while I'm throwing stones, you’re kicking rocks

I stayed hard while you went soft

And now I see I’m better off alone

Yeah I’m still here while you logged off

And your last post said “not all cops”

You may wonder where I’ve been, but I don’t want to see your face again

16. ...When the smoke clears

I had a vision of a world without a politician

No more reagans, no more Nixons, no more Bush or Clintons,

No more tax breaks for the fucking rich and one percent,

No more pigs, no more landlords, no more fucking rent


(Cut off their heads)

Hang their fucking bodies on the telephone wires

(Make sure they’re dead)

Feed their goddamn children to the roaring fires


When the smoke clears and you’re with me still

We will finally be set free

When the smoke clears, we’ll be fulfilled

And we’ll finally be free

When the smoke clears, we will rebuild

We will finally be free


But our struggle isn’t over

(We’ve just begun)

Tons of shit left to be done


Put an end to the shareholders

(One by one)

Presidential bomber, presidential bombing run